As time goes by

Ten minutes to ten, John, the head of the department under which I’ve been placed, appeared in my office. “We have a divisional meeting at ten. You should be there.” We showed up, and slowly, people started trickling in. Only at 11 did the division head show up and after that, it was two and a half hours of mind numbing boredom. It reminded me of one of the reasons why I wasn’t working for a large organization anymore.

One of the tasks on my list is installing a LAN at the offices. And building an internal information system before a LAN is installed doesn’t make much sense. The cost of installing the LAN are so high, that it needs to be tendered, meaning that it will take at least four weeks, possibly longer, before the LAN will be implemented. What’s more, I’m not needed for installing a LAN. There are enough professionals around in this country.

In the evening, after being dropped off in town by the corporate staffbus, I walked over to the Bronte hotel, where Jouwert, my ICCO contact in Zimbabwe who’s living with his wife in the Eastern Highlands. He wasn’t there, but showed up later, when I was sharing salads with Nathalie at the Italian Bakery, just minutes after Loverboyd finally showed up.

Jouwert and I talked about the possible problems I might encounter. He seemed to be convinced that the biggest hurdle could become people within the SRC only paying lip service to commitments or agreements, resulting in stalling and, simply put, nothing happening. I had to get backing from the right people in order to get things going. However, I personally don’t care if things get stalled or don’t happen. The SRC is NOT my company, it’s NOT my responsibility. It is my objective to help. If these people don’t want to be helped, it’s their problem. Anyway, I don’t want to be hanging around here for two years, wasting my time.

A day at the races

At least I’ve got an office assigned to me, with a direct telephone line. It’s empty, save for three desks, a rickety chair and an old phone. In fact, the phone looked identical to the ‘modern’ phone that was introduced in the Netherlands during the early 80s and when I turned the phone over and looked at the bottom, it said Eigendom PTT Telecommunicatie (Property of PTT Telecom). It was the same phone.
My office is one of the boxes, with a view of the whole stadium, that are supposed to be commentators’ booths. Unfortunately, the windows have been painted white, so I don’t get to see much. The stadium, Chinese built, seems to be in reasonable shape.

After so many vague documents, I was presented a rather concrete list of actions that were thought to be my tasks for the upcoming months. The tasks ranged from the tedious (hardware servicing) to useful (website upgrade). The only task that worried me was building the internal information system. The person I’m supposed to be working with, the person I’m supposed to train in web-building skills and programming is a librarian!

No connection

Being downtown on a Sunday afternoon is almost scary. It’s a bit like being in London’s financial district on a Sunday. Many large buildings, but almost no traffic and no people on the streets.
I went in search for a good Internet cafe today, but found that, really, there are none. Some are better than others and some are more expensive than others, but every cafe suffers from the low bandwith that comes into the country. Supposedly, there’s only 8Mb coming into the country. At home in the Netherlands, I have .7Mb coming into my home!

Loverboyd still didn’t show up today, so Nathalie and I went for dinner the Italian Bakery, talking all sorts of bugs after seeing a huge cockroach setting the terrace on fire. We concluded that cockroaches must have been entertainers in a previous life.
From the shopping center, we walked back to the lodge without a problem and I started to wonder how much crime you really should expect in Zimbabwe.

No more tourism in this country

Got sunburn quite a lot today, walking around town for hours, trying to find other places to stay beside the Small World Backpackers Lodge. Nathalie, the German dirty backpacker who’s also staying at the lodge joined me today. Partially because she also wanted to see a bit of the town, partially because she needed eye drops to counter an allergy she was developing. She’s waiting for Boyd, her loverboy she met at Vic Falls to show up and wants to look her best. Walking around town, she did find her eye drops, but she got much more sunburn than I did.

The slump in the tourism industry has taken its toll. There are practically no more tourist lodges left in Harare. There are still some that cater to a local crowd, mostly because these men can’t take the girls they bring with them to their wives, but I wasn’t really interested in these kinds of lodges. There are still some hotels left, but they’re very expensive, starting at 70$ per night. So it seems I’ll reside at the Backpackers lodge for now.

The previous night, I was being kept awake by a low-flying mosquito and just before I fell asleep, I heard people talking outside. Just before dozing off, I realized that what I thought was a heated discussion actually could very well be something of a fight.
Today, I heard from Rachel that Peter had been taken to the police station in the middle of the night. An older Zambian white man and a black young woman had checked in during the day. In the middle of the night, the girl had shown up at the gates, totally drunk, however, without the white man. Verbally abusing Rachel and Peter, she called the cops and told them Peter had called her a kaffir, resulting in Peter taken in by the police. In his sleeping gown, he was barely allowed to put on some shoes before they walked to the station. Peter in front, one of the policemen was constantly cocking his machine gun behind Peter’s back. After calling around for a babysitter, Rachel raced to the police station and paid a 25000 dollar fine to get Peter released.

In the evening, I had dinner with Tawanda and Dean, at Tawanda’s place in Kuwadzana. His wife and daughter had prepared the sadza, butternut, rice and chicken and they sat in the kitchen while we were eating at the dinner table, which made me feel a little bit uneasy although everyone seemed to think it normal.
When we sat around the table and the food had just been served, Tawanda’s daughter kneeled next to the table, saying “you can eat now”.
It was my second sadza of the day since earlier, exploring Harare with Nathalie, we had gone for Sadza ne huku at a small shop downtown.

Checking in at the lodge

I’m staying at the Small World Backpackers lodge. It’s a bit out of town, but the reason for choosing this place was simple. It’s the only residence I could book through Travelhog.net. True, there’s one more, but that’s located 18km outside of Harare, quite a bit further.
After checking in, I was given a map of Harare, dating from August, 1996.
It’s located, close to the Avondale shopping center, which has a number of restaurants, a good cafe a cinema and two super markets. So if worst comes to worst, I can at least spend my evenings there. The city center is about 45 minutes away on foot.

Later in the week, I searched for other accommodation options around town, but it appears all the other reasonable lodges are out of business. Most of the hotels still exist, but they charge extortionist rates and aren’t much better, if at all, than the lodge I’m staying at.
The total absence of tourism has resulted in many of the lodges to close for business. Nevertheless, the Boeing 777 from London to Harare was almost fully booked. I was hoping to get three or four seats for myself, but I had to settle for one. A snoring Italian kept me awake for most of the night.

My arrival in Harare went smoothly. My bags weren’t checked and obtaining the visa was easy. The boy who processed my application didn’t even look at the paper I had filled in and even forgot it until I pointed out it was still waiting on his desk for him to be filed.

Tawanda, ICCO’s main contact at the SRC, was waiting at the airport, together with Deen, another Dutch guy who had been on the same flight as me. Deen is going to do a train the trainers in Mutare, a city on the border with Mozambique with which the Dutch city of Haarlem has a ‘citylink’.
Deen tried to fly in 66kgs of luggage, mostly stuff that was needed for his workshop and was going to stay in Mutare, but he had to pay if he wanted to bring in the excess weight. They wanted him to pay no less than 1200 euros. He ended up shipping the stuff with MartinAir cargo, paying about 250 euros for the transport.
Not that that was a good choice. The cargo plain showed up with a three day delay and duty had to be paid on the goods on entering Zimbabwe. The amount of duty that needed to be paid was 7.000.000Z$, about 1500USD.
And, what’s even worse, Deen needed the stuff, which in the end arrived a week late in Mutare, for his two week training.

Tawanda is an interesting character. He speaks like a maniacal talk show host: ‘And heeeere is BABAAAAK. He has COME to HARAAARE. AAAAh!’
In my experience, when an expert is brought into a situation such as this one, the receiving organization will try to maximize their ‘returns’, asking much more from the expert than what he’s supposed to deliver. Here, it already happened on the first day: I’m brought in to create a sports information system. Tawanda already suggested this system should also become a management information system and an accounting information system.

Later on my first day, I walked around town for a couple of hours and was pleasantly surprised. Sitting at African Unity Square, I realized what it was that I had actually expected to find. Based on the stories of lawlessness and terror, I figured Harare would look like a darker version of Accra (in Ghana).
Central Harare is rather modern, with a number of significant skyscrapers, reasonably clean, tarred roads and busy traffic.
The supermarkets are fairly well stocked and there appear to be enough good restaurants to keep you busy for a while, if you have your own transport.
The only people that stared at me while I was sitting at the square for an hour or so where the 8 non-blacks that passed me by.
Before heading off into town, Rachel, the American owner of the Small World, urged me not to bring my backpack, that being an open invitation to get robbed. So I was stuck taking pictures with my cell phone.

Walking back from town, many of the trees alongside Leopold Takawira had signs attached to them and a lot were religious references: Jesus is power, Trust in God, Rev 10:15. But the better ones tried convincing people not to abort their unborn babies: Abortion kills people, No abortion, Abortion is against families and the best one Abortion causes breast cancer.

In the evening, Tawanda, Dean and I were supposed to have dinner together, but they never showed up. I ended up having beers at the lodge with Rachel, Rachel’s husband Peter and Nathalie, a dirty backpacker. Rachel, Peter and Nathalie, who had been in southern Africa for six months, started swapping African horror stories and they weren’t very uplifting.
Nathalie had almost been raped in Jo’burg and had witnessed a gang related shooting where she was told by a five year old how to react. Rachel had been pulled over by fake police in Uganda but only escaped being killed when a public transport but showed up and stopped right next to the crime scene.
And then there were the stories on Zimbabwe. Just the day before, two American girls who were also staying at the lodge had almost been mugged in broad daylight. People, supposedly, are getting mugged when walking from their taxis to their hotels at night.
I asked Rachel if she would walk to the Avondale shopping center at night but even with her husband, she said, she wouldn’t do that. Later, I asked Peter the same question and he said she would. What to make of that?

What everyone seems to agree on is that without your own transport, you can’t do much in Harare. Taxis are expensive (a ride from town to the lodge is about Z$25000, 6$) and are also not always to be trusted. Great.

Almost gone

I had a good couple of days, prior to leaving for Harare. On Tuesday, Arnold stopped by for lunch with Damien, his one year old son. In the evening, Betsy and I had dinner with her family at Fat Kee in The Hague.
Both visits were rather enjoyable, not in the least because both had to drive significant distances to stop by.

Wednesday evening, lots of people showed up for my goodbye party. A pity Douma didn’t get to tell his latest dating-experience. After splitting with his girlfriend, he’s now back on the market and there aren’t many people who’d take more advantage of that. And Zwan is heading for India next week to adopt his second child.
Also, it was nice to see Martijn and Edwin again. But I was most pleasantly surprised by Vahid showing up with his girlfriend. I met Vahid at the Iranian embassy in The Hague, where he helped me out in renewing my birth certificate and starting up the procedure for acquiring a new Iranian passport

In the end, Betsy and I went to bed at 4am. My parents showed up only 6 hours later. Of course, champagne, whiskey, wine and beer left quite an impression on me the following day.

I was surprised to see lots of police at Heathrow airport, all of them carrying machine guns. Nevertheless, I didn’t get searched, either in Amsterdam or in London, although Nico had read that security had been stepped up significantly. I even got away with traveling too heavy.

Meanwhile, Ethan Zuckerman of Geekcorps fame sent me an email after he discovered inZIM.com through another website. He helped setting up the blogAfrica project and wanted to say hi and see if I’d be interested to join that bandwagon.

And thank god for the British. They have smoking areas at their airports. And so many Bluetooth phones, my waiting time is filled with bluejacking!

But today was also a sad day; I phoned a couple of car dealers and the plan is to sell my good old Ford Ka on Monday. My Ka has developed something of a personality over the years and I had to spend a quiet moment with him to commemorate the 96000 kilometers we drove together

Snowstorm

The trip back to Delft went fast. We had thought of stopping by a friend in Maastricht, but were too tired to do so. Within five hours, we had driven from Saarbruecken to Delft.

I turned on my PC to find over 200 email waiting for me and inZIM.com to have suffered from some buggy code. I went to finalize the stuff I needed to do before leaving for Zimbabwe. Only three nights left…

Rainy Fasching

Saarbruecken is a nice little and lively student town. I was hoping to enjoy a bit of the 'Fasching', or carnival, which is very popular in this area, but my uncle didn't appear to be very interested. Then again, today was rainy and cold, so enjoying one of the processions in the area wouldn't have been that enjoyable anyway.

We went to the Schloss, castle, instead and enjoyed the city museum with exhibitions related to the first and second world wars and its impact on the region.

In the afternoon and evening, we watched five movies. My uncle has become quite a collector, owning about three hundred DVDs.

Sunny Hamburg

Since Betsy had never really been to Hamburg, it made sense to visit the very photogenic city. It also gave me the oppertunity to try my new camera before leaving for Zimbabwe.

Surprisingly, the whole town was littered with identically shaped statues of a man carrying two buckets. Later, my niece told me these are the Hamburg version of the 'Berliner Baer', something of a town mascotte.

Family visit in Germany

Since it might just happen I’ll be in Zimbabwe for two years, it made sense to visit my family in Germany before crossing the equator. Not that I had that much time to spend, but I wanted to see them before I left. Only problem was that they live close to Hamburg and close to Saarbruecken. Some 700 kilometers apart.

The trip, although enjoyable, wasn’t very spectacular and we ended up chatting about regular stuff, although the elections, on Friday, in Iran, were an often debated topic too.

Iraj, in Saarbruecken, had a visitor from Iran, a sister of his wife, whom with it was interesting to talk. She told me that, in Iran, the younger generation have no belief whatsoever in the system, but that they don’t feel for a revolution either. They’d rather see a gradual change in Iran, although she agreed this might take decades.

Also, I put my car up for sale today. It’s a 1998 Ford Ka. If you’re interested, give me a call 🙂

Dinner with parents

Since almost every evening upto my departure for Zimbabwe seems to be booked up, Betsy and I went to my parents place for dinner tonight, the only evening before my flight next week that both us two and my parents hadn’t booked up yet.

In the morning, someone from KHZ, the company that will be moving our stuff to Zimbabwe, stopped by. In part to tell me how great KHZ is, in part to check on all the stuff that needs to be shipped over. The good news is I’ll get nowhere near the allowed storage volume. The bad news is, I like to ship more than I’m allowed to.

No way back

Taking the train to Utrecht, I met with Herman, my contact at ICCO and with Ivor and Jac. Ivor is working with the organization I will also be working with in Zimbabwe, the SRC, the Sports and Recreational Commission. Jac is his partner.

It was a surprise to also see Marlou before she’s leaving for Cambodia tomorrow. Marlou, together with Ewan, her boyfriend, were on the same course in Utrecht that Betsy and I were on in November last year.

Ivor didn’t have many positive stories to tell on Harare or Zimbabwe. Well, the people were friendly and nice. At least most of them.

The list of problems Ivor and Jac mentioned wasn’t very uplifting.
Recently, a Dutch woman was arrested for doing shopping while a demonstration was afoot and she was kept for 24 hours, only being released after the Dutch embassy intervened. A man was shot in front of Mugabe’s residence, after driving into a tree (clearly, you’re not allowed to stop in front of Mugabe’s house). Occasionally, people get shot for not stopping in time at a roadblock. The SRC office hasn’t had paper for weeks. There doesn’t appear to be a PC available for me to work on. When renting an apartment, I should get one with a phone since waiting for a phone line to be installed can take two years. Mobile phone *numbers* have to be bought off the black market where the starting price is around 200$ (US).

On a more uplifting note, Julia stopped by for dinner tonight. She’s got her own adventures to look forward to. After her boyfriend will drive ‘their’ truck to Aktau (in Kazakhstan) this summer, they’ll drive to some of the other Stans later in the year, together. To me, currently, that sounds like a field trip compared to living in Zimbabwe.

Kickin’ some Orange ass

Yesterday, I spent two hours trying to get my new phone to ‘do’ mobile Internet. To no avail. Calling the Orange helpdesk didn’t help either. It turns out they’re not supporting GPRS services on this phone. Yet, possibly. So get this, I buy a new phone, explicitly ask for GPRS services in my contract and they don’t support it. They didn’t even WANT to tell how to setup my phone correctly.
You can understand I was pissed.

Today, I spent some time trying to understand more of how the phone works. I already knew, but am still surprised that all these Symbian based phones need slightly different flavors of games and applications. Rather annoying. But what’s much better is that what Orange wasn’t willing to give me, Nokia was. Nokia was so nice as to OTA (over the air) me the right settings for my lovely new phone and seconds later, I was surfin’ the web!

Meanwhile, during the day, I felt like I’d been hit by a truck, after drinking the grand total of five, yes five, beers last night. Betsy and I went for dinner at the Coco Bango restaurant.
It’s a Persian restaurant in The Hague and a good one and I have no clue where they got the name for the place. All staff tried speaking Farsi with me and I had to shamefully admit, several times, that I didn’t speak the language.

Storm und drank

After dropping off copies of the interviews I had been doing over the past couple of months for ITpreneurs, I took the train to Utrecht to enjoy Veto’s monthly outing. This time, Joost had organized an Indian dinner, followed by yoga lessons.

I arrived to late for dinner, but just in time for yoga. Funnily enough, we only talked about India and didn’t get to practice any interesting positions. Maybe our yogi, Rob, didn’t think us capable of any serious moves.

Afterwards, we had a couple of beers at ‘De witte ballon’, before ending up at the pub/club ‘Storm’. We ended up stuffing a wok dinner in our face at 4am before Data drove some of us back to Delft and Rotterdam.

Radio kills the video star… again

After picking up my new mobile phone in the afternoon, I had to hurry to Rotterdam to show up in time for my radio interview at Radio Rijnmond’s weekly IT-program ‘salon dot com’.
Enjoyable enough, the best time we had while drinking Duvels after the show in the nearby Wester Paviljoen.

We talked about the stupidity of Americans and how this was related to their being much crazier about ‘blogspace’ as ‘us’ Europeans. We concluded that not only did their relatively short history help, their lack of free speech and distrust in society helped too.

Ladies and gentlemen… We got ’em

Everything happened at once today. I’ve been waiting for a while to pick up a Nokia 7600 mobile phone and it arrived today so I’ll be picking that up tomorrow.

Also, I made reservations for my trip to Zimbabwe. I will be leaving, yes it really seems to be happening now, on February 26th, flying to Harare through London. If you’re in the area, stop by at Schiphol airport ;).

What’s more, I got a new digital photo camera today. Yesyesyesyes. When it was announced, I couldn’t stop salivating for days. Still, I had a hard time deciding between the Sony DSC-F828 and the Canon EOS 300D, the good thing about the Canon being it’s interchangeable lenses.
Problem with the Canon was that it’s not really available. Sure, it’s been released, but delivery time is over six weeks. The Sony, on the other hand, is readily available. Hence, I’m now the proud owner of a Sony DSC-F828. Zimbabwe, here I come.

If only they don’t send me back, arriving in Harare, thinking I might be a journalist…

A storm is a brewing

Stormy day today as we visited the Maeslantkering, the last stage in the rather huge ‘Stormvloedkering’ project in the Netherlands.
After Holland was hit with fierce floodings in 1953, it was decided the Dutch needed to control the high waters threatening the coastline. Many waterworks, sluices and more were the result and only a couple of years ago was the last part of this immense project finalized. This was the Maeslantkering (website), two huge ‘arms’ that close of the Nieuwe Waterweg when there’s a storm coming.
The arms, in fact, are about as long as the Eifeltower is tall. They’re also about 25 meters high. Impressive stuff. But although there was a storm brewing today, the water level still had to rise about 60cm before they would have closed the gates.

Betsy’s brother and sister in law showed up yesterday and staid for the weekend. So not only did we visit the Maeslantkering, yesterday we went to Scheveningen to drink coffee watching the waves hit the coastline.

Another project I won’t do

For some reason, every time I’m about to start a big, but underpaid, project, I also get the oppertunity to do a small but highly paid project. However, every time, I have to let go of the small project since I can’t fit it in with my obligations.

Today, I was driving back from KHZ, picking up boxes to store my stuff in for moving to Zimbabwe, I was called by Aquent for a one-month project in Amsterdam. If all goes well, I’ll now be leaving Holland for Zimbabwe in two weeks time or so. So no project in Amsterdam for me then.
For some reason, this has happened on numerous occasions. Back in December, when Betsy and I were doing the training in Utrecht, Aquent had another job for me. As did they just shortly after we started our language course. And right before I went off to Mongolia, etc.
Bummer.

(No) surround sound system

Spent most of the day in Rotterdam. Partially to shoot a number of interviews for one of my clients, but also to try and find a good but affordable surround sound system.

The interviews went well and we did find an affordable sound system of reasonable quality. A Samsung, so everyone’s invited.
We asked three employees at the ‘Radio Modern’ store if the system also accepted VCDs and all were completely sure it did. When we got home, we found out it didn’t.

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