Portreat.com: FFWD 2004

Portreat.com was a project where photographers took portrait pictures at, mostly, street festivals in, mostly, the Netherlands. The photographs were made available online afterwards. The images were free to download, and printed copies were available for sale.

Busy day today. Half of the day was spent at the Dutch answer to the German LoveParade: the FFWD Heineken Dance Parade. It’s been a while, but I, once more, shot pictures for Portreat.com. It’s interesting to experience the difference in attitude between now and, say, 3 years ago when I started this whole thing. People actually know what the Internet is.

In the evening, we went to a ‘smartlappen festival’ in Utrecht where I drank too much, allthough I tried not to. The evening was good, not so much because of the music, but because of the guys (and dolls) who were there.
I was dead tired by the time we got home. I wanted to put the pics of FFWD online before going to bed, but I just couldn’t.

African Festival Delft

Betsy and I spent the evening at the African Festival Delft, a yearly festival that has seen more then 20 editions. And indeed, I recognize the festival’s logo as something from my early youth, coming to Delft when I was only 4.

The day I spent at a conference, related to the festival. One of the subjects was going to deal with how to involve the African diaspora in development projects. And since I’ve just returned from Zimbabwe and spent three months in Ghana in 2001, I was mildly interested. Of course, the free meals and the free ticket to the evening’s shows helped too.

Quickly after the conference began, I realised I had to be somewhere else. Indeed, the conference felt very African: We started 30 minutes late; Just after we began, an African was offering pencils from the doorway, making suggestive moves with his head, as if he was actually selling them on the streets of any African city; One of the speakers kept on repeating he wants to ‘zoom in on this’ and another speaker broke the world record for repeating the word ‘remittance’ 57 times in what felt like 10 seconds.

After the morning’s introductions, I had a (very good) lunch, went home, came back for the day’s conclusion, had a reasonable dinner, where I ate half a VERY hot pepper in one go, cried, enjoyed a bit of the show, where one band decided not to show up, and went home.

Wet cyclist

Visited Dimitri today, at the ITPreneurs office in Rotterdam. Since I no longer have a car, I decided to bike it. It was warm, but very wet and getting to Rotterdam felt like swimming on dry land.

It was interesting to visit ITPreneurs again. It’s impressive how far they’ve come in the three years they’ve been in business.
They started off with small web projects but in the last year or so, moved to ITIL. In a couple of weeks time, they’ll finally move from a residential area to a real business park.

The President’s Volunteer Service Award

While I was away in Zimbabwe, back here in the Netherlands, a package arrived for me from The White House (this is no joke, yes, The White House in Washington D.C., USA).
Inside, there were some letters and a pin with the text 'USA Freedom Corps' (in the 'old' days, did this use to be 'USA French Corps'?) and some letters.

Some choice quotes from the letters:

"Through service to others, you demonstrate the outstanding character of America and help strengthen our country."

"I encourage you to ask your friends, family, and colleagues to join you in serving your community and our Nation (sic.)"

"… you served your community and your country with distinction."

"And thank you for demonstrating the best of the American spirit."

One of the letters was signed by what could have been Dubya's autograph. Another was signed by everyone's favorite space hero John Glenn.

After browsing through the documents, I gagged and threw the garbage away.

If you're wondering, I got this for my work in Mongolia.

Bloemencorso

Before playing squash with ‘the boys’, I watched some of the bloemencorso chugging along slowly on the canals surrounding Delft. Quite popular with the older population, this yearly event is quite camp: Dressed up farmer’s daughters dancing out of sync to 80s music on boats covered in flowers.

Zomercarnaval

I contemplated shooting pictures for Portreat.com today, but decided against it. The crowd seemed to be too much a collection of spectators, not participants.

Also, the parade seemed to resemble FFWD in quite a couple of ways, most notably the boring ‘performers’ on many of the trailers chugging along slowly. I wondered if the many dressed up elderly (white) men in the parade missed the gay pride parade earlier in the year and decided that the many older (white) women, also dressed up, in the parade, should have stayed home for their second coming.

Still, the Bolivians were very cool, all dressed up in what resembled bullfighting costumes.

Nature

Cycled down to fitness today and drove through the Delftse Hout a small, well not for Dutch standards, park on the outskirts of the city.
Maybe it was my four months in Zimbabwe, but I was really appreciating nature with the green bush, the many birds and the hordes of near-naked sunbathers.

And when cycling back, I halted for a couple of minutes on Delft’s market square, watching a big cat (with collar) trying to hunt pigeons, in front of the Nieuwe Kerk.

A new conquest

The big story, today, is that Joost showed off his conquest, Neha. A very friendly girl, she’s also quite, ehm, talkative. To celebrate Joost’s enlightment, we’ll be heading off to Edinburgh in late August.

Vierdaagse in Nijmegen

Today, it was time to go out drinking with some friends in Nijmegen. Each year, tens of thousends of people head out to Nijmegen to walk 40 to 50 kilometers, four days in a row. At the same time, people who can’t be bothered with the walk go by car and have fun during the week-long festival which is on at the same time.

After a very reasonable dinner, we headed out on the town to discover the whole city was packed with people. After comparing our new phones (we’re geeks after all), we stopped by at Malle Babbe to have a couple of beers, before getting a sandwich at some Turkish bakery close by.
We tried convincing two cute girls to share their sandwich with us, but we only partially succeeded. Nevertheless, we returned the favor and get them a sandwich of their own. Covered in chilli sauce.

Strolling around Delft

After we kept on drinking till three in the morning, first with my parents and Joost and, later, just with Joost, we got up around nine and headed into town around noon. Finally, market square has been renovated and it looks nice. The weather was fantastic and it seems we’re going to make a killing with the statues we’ve sent from Zimbabwe. Now if only we wouldn’t have to wat till late August to pick them up from Rotterdam harbour. Oh, I also found out the weight of our goods: 490 kilograms.

Airborne again

You’re not allowed to externalize Zimbabwean currency. Literally speaking, there’s not that much currency anymore in Zim, only bearer checks, but still.
When we were in Inhassoro, Semia’s brother, Semy (yes, what were their parents thinking) and a friend of his, drove down from Zimbabwe. They had to leave 1 million Zimdollars behind at the border (still some 150 euros) because they answered a border guard’s question truthfully when he asked if they were carrying any Zimbabwean money.

So at Harare airport, I happily said ‘No’ when asked if I was still carrying Zimdollars. Not that I was carrying many, but still. Funnily enough, in the tax free area, after we were checked for cash, a tourist shop was selling curios and accepting, yes, Zimdollars.

Welcome

Both Betsy’s parents, with balloons, and mine, with flowers, welcomed us at Schiphol airport. Having experienced it before, I wasn’t surprised but noticed it once more: Holland is clean, quiet and doesn’t smell. Back.

Little progress

Before our departure, I had promised I would stop by the SRC, before heading out to Holland. On the road, I had already picked up the news that the SRC board of directors had been fired by the minister of sports. Now, talking to some of the people at the SRC about it, it wasn’t really clear whether they got fired for political reasons or for not resolving the mess that’s football (soccer) in Zimbabwe.

They had managed to get an IT-‘specialist’ to replace me. Not anyone who really had applied for the job (none of the candidates was willing to even talk about the low salary on offer), but the young fellow, already working at the SRC who, according to management, could impossibly be transferred internally.
But the best part’s still to come. My PC, the PC with all the documents this guy needed, assessments, project plans, time lines, next steps, etc., had been taken to an SRC field office in Bulawayo. The boy had nothing to work on or with. But what’s even better; shipping the PC, they hadn’t taken the little note I had left with the computer, with the username and password. These people in Bulawayo had been sitting on a PC they hadn’t been able to work with for over two weeks. These people.
Last time I checked, the PC was still in Bulawayo.

Then, it was really time to wrap up. We checked the status of our shipment of statues, now in Beira, and Betsy had her hair done in braids. Some last minute shopping and we went back to the lodge, where Bowasi, Darlington, Victoire and Nicola had prepared a delicious braai and I got totally pissed, leaving me with a headache the next morning.

Hashin’ it easy

Recovering, we took it easy today, although we did head out for a good hash. On the run, one of the marines said a bit more then he was supposed to. Next weekend would see the ‘mid-winter’, freezing your ass of in Vumba in between two runs and lots of beer and the marine couldn’t go because ‘there have to be two Americans’. I asked him three times what it was he meant, but he wouldn’t even acknowledge my questions. It did become clear he wasn’t talking about Americans in general, but about marines or, at best, government employees. Intriguing, no?

We’re back!

The cats, and particularly Jimmy, were most happy to see us. Then again, maybe this was because of the biltong we had brought with us. A shock came when we heard that Darlington had gotten married only the week before. I was going to do the bride-price (lobola) for him but now, that wasn’t an option anymore.
Already before we left, Darlington had appeared to be struggling with something and now, definitely, I assumed his new wife was already pregnant.

The trip to Harare was a struggle. First a commuter to Chimoio, then another commuter to Machipanda, from where we had to walk across the border. On the other side, we had to share a cab to drive us to Mutare, from where we were just in time to catch the bus to Harare. There, we first got into a taxi which immediately blew its tire, after which we switched and, slowly but surely, arrived at our destination, Small World Backpacker’s Lodge.

The whole trip, by accident, we had made together with two Koreans who only spoke one word of Portuguese: ‘Aqui?’ and maybe two of English: ‘Yes’ and ‘No’. At the border, I had to help them to fill in the forms before we could continue. Still, they managed to have our bus from Mutare take a detour and stop at their hotel, the Harare Holiday Inn.
Along the way from Mutare, the bus was filling up completely. Not so much with passengers, but with luggage. Literally, complete households were being packed on top of the bus: beds, cupboards, even a whole furnace.

Good times

Back home, sipping on a Zambezi, I realized it was a very good thing we had made this trip. Not only for the obvious reasons, but also because of the following. Over the months I had been working in Zimbabwe, my disposition towards Africa in general and Zimbabwe in particular had become rather negative. Our last five weeks had shown us that, indeed, you also can have a very good time on this continent. That is, as long as you don’t have to rely on too much or too many people. Perfect for your holidays, then.

I also realized that South Africa shows where Zimbabwe could have been but that Mozambique is an example of how much lower Zimbabwe can go. The future still has something in store for these poor Zimbabweans.

One huge graveyard

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Santos, at Papa's, had said that Beira is 'soft'. If with 'soft' he meant 'quiet', he was spot-on. There's not that much to see or do in Beira besides, yes this is Mozambique, going to the beach. And, of course, there's the ship graveyard right in the middle of town, which makes for some very pretty pictures.

The Beira train station is considered a sensitive military target. It's completely empty, but kept clean, and even the pond in the middle of the train station still holds some 100 fish and two turtles. But photography is not allowed.

At night, having dinner again at Papa's (hey, never change a winning team), we took our time eating. This, since we realized that, effectively, this would be our last dinner before going home. Sure, Harare, not Holland, but over the previous five months, Harare had, indeed, become our home and this night was the last of our holiday, five weeks through five countries. We were going home, back to Jimmy, Nook and Misty, to Darlington, Naomi and Precious. Back to Zimbabwe.

Struggling Beira

We had another long day of traveling ahead, although it’s always a guess what will happen, when you start such a day. There were no buses going from Inhassoro to Beira so we had to get to the main road, some 10 kilometers out of town, and wait there for the buses passing from Inhambane or Maputo.
The locals we asked told us buses stop by, generally, between 9 and 10. We arrived before 8:30am and there were already people waiting. At 11:30, a mulatto with a bakkie stopped by to ask if we needed a lift. We hopped on and drove to Inchopi, from were we took a chicken bus to Beira. In those three hours we had been waiting, maybe 16 cars had passed, and no buses.
The man, Mongoo, had to drive on to Nampula, more then 1000 kilometers further and he had heard the ferry across the Zambezi had broken down some days previously.

The Zimbabweans built the road from the Zimbabwean border to Chimoio, some 30 kilometers from Inchopi. The Italians built the road from Chimoio to Beira. And it’s bad. Think war-torn Bosnia, then quadruple that.

We stayed at Pensao Messe, what, according to the ’98 Bradt we were traveling on, was the backpackers’ favorite spot in Beira. It might have been in 1998, but I’m sure it is no longer. The beds were like holes (although the sheets were clean) and there was no running water, at all. Sure, there had been plumbing, once, but you now had to flush the toilet, and bath and, I suppose, brush your teeth with murky water from a big vat in the water-covered bathroom.
Then, the downstairs bar played crappy 80s music so until after 4 in the morning, I could hear classics like Tarzan boy, All night Long and Life is life. Then, after the music stopped, but not before having turned up the base, people started screaming at each other while, I suppose, trying to find their room. And when things started to quiet down, shortly before five, almost immediately, the first ‘guests’ were starting to get up again, shouting at each other from one end of the pensao to the other.
The next night, we splurged and stayed at the nearby hotel Mozambique from where, on the 12th floor, we had a very decent view on the bay.

Both nights we stayed in Beira, we had dinner at Papa’s, a new and very nice restaurant close to the hotel Mozambique. The bartender, Santos, easily summed up the difference between Beira, the second biggest city in Mozambique, and Maputo: “Maputo’s sharp, Beira’s soft”. Needless to say, he preferred the latter.

Dead turtle on a beautiful beach

We took John's aging bakkie today to drive towards Bartholomeus Diaz, land's end on a sliver of land, slightly north of Inhassoro. During the all-encompassing floods, some years ago, most of it had slid into the sea, and now nothing much but dead trees and the occasional brackish pool remain. It makes for outstanding scenery, though.
Here, in one of the pools, besides a barracuda, John also found a puffer fish. Flapping his fins like crazy, the small bugger seemed to be holding his breath to blow up. He was cute.

Driving, we also came upon a dead turtle, partially covered in sand. Apparently, line fishers just cut of the head when they catch one, preferring fish to turtle.
We also came across several groups of blacks, doing what appeared to be digging for shells. Whenever we came close, they ran off screaming.

Struggle

John and Semia are set to get married early next year. He's a Zimbo but now living in Mozambique, running the lodge we stayed at; she's half German, half Tunisian and a real city girl. While John never wears shoes in Inhassoro, she uses a tissue to hold a sandwhich while munching it. Driving back to the lodge today, John behind the wheel, he was almost continuously looking out the windows in search for wildlife, birds, particular shrubs and more: 'Look at that bird…', 'Do you see that shrub…'.
It's not so hard to see that these two are going to get into a struggle at some point.

Zim invasion

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The previous evening, we had a quiet drink with a bunch of (white) Zimbos also living in or around Inhassoro. Strangely, Inhassoro seems to hold an enclave of Zimbos coming from Marondera. Over the last 10 years or so, first slowly, but faster and faster, white Zimbabweans have been leaving the country to set up shop elsewhere. Lately, the farmers going to Nigeria, Zambia and other countries in Africa have gotten lots of attention. The ones that set up shop elsewhere, don’t do farming, but appear to double the local economy in only a couple of years don’t get noticed that much.
These are hard working people, who know how to manage a business and have access to funds. No wonder they do well all over Africa. And as far as supporting the locals goes, these are also people who have been kicked off their properties, their livelihoods, and were stripped of their assets. They are taking care of numero uno, themselves.
I tried to get these people talking about their Zim years, but all I got was blank stares suggesting they were looking at someone, or something, from another planet.

Slow going

Taking public transport from Inhambane to Inhassoro, we already had gotten an idea of how slow transport in this country could be. On our trip to Inhambane, we only stopped once for a toilet break, but pulled over twice to help a broken down oncoming bus.
And our trip to Inhassoro was, indeed, slow. But there was enough to see. Besides the occasional chicken crossing the road (why?), we came across a soccer pitch with two large palm trees on it, saw a furniture manufacturer who used plastic bags as couch filling and hordes of kids jumping around enthusiastically while pumping water out of the ground.

To get a bus up north, we first had to get to Inhambane, some 20 kilometers from Tofo beach, from where we had to take a ferry across the lagoon to Maxixe (say ‘Mashish’), where buses would be going north. The actual ferry stopped working long ago and now the only boats doing the rounds appear to have come straight from Hong Kong harbor: narrow long boats seating 10 rows of four people.
On our ‘ferry’, three ‘sailors’ were wearing threadbare costumes most people wouldn’t want to be caught dead in. One had ‘TAHITI’ on his back, the other two suits read ‘VOADOR’.

The state the harbor was in and, for that matter, the state of the country as a whole, reinforced the idea that, say, 50 to 100 years from now, nothing will be left of most of the African continent besides the occasional tourist hotspot, burnt out cars, mud huts and locals walking barefoot, drinking beer and smoking ganja.

Maxixe, relatively, is a happening place. The bus station was actually busy. Still, we waited for nearly three hours for our (large) bus to show up, before taking the first (small) bus that left for our destination.
In Inhassoro, we were picked up by Semia and John, who runs a lodge on the Inhassoro beach. In Inhambane we already thought we had entered paradise, at Inhassoro, we understood it could get even better.

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