God’s window

Most of the trip from Jo'burg to Nelspruit (and to Graskop) is through the lowveld. Currently quite yellow in its dryness, resembling, say, the French plateau in summer: gently rolling hills under a hot bleaching sun.
Closer to the 'Klein Drakensberg' (the big Drakensberg being the border between Lesotho and South Africa), the area resembles a more gentle, less rough version of the Eastern Highlands in Zimbabwe, even though here, the mountains do appear to be higher. Also, there's a lack of English style cottages here that are littered around the Eastern Highlands, most of the occupants here being of Boer origin.

At night, it's freezing cold, but already early in the morning, under the blue sky and shining sun, temperatures rise quickly enough such that walking around in a t-shirt is almost a requirement. The view from where we're staying, the Panorama Ruskamp is amazing, the same view that hordes of tourists come to the Klein Drakensberg for at the viewpoints of, among others, God's window and Wonder View: a horizon over 100 kilometres away from on top of the steep cliffs some 1000 meters above the veld.

On both Friday and Saturday night, we went down to what's pretty much the only bar in Graskop, the Loco inn. Also a restaurant where locals pick up eisbeins as if it's just another snack in-between meals, Afrikaanse sokkies (dance music) were played constantly with the crowd going wild.
As the last restaurant, the Chinese takeaway, closes at 9pm, even on a Saturday, all Graskop's Chinese were also at the bar shortly after. A young Chinese couple with baby, the woman from behind the counter, the man from the kitchen, A slightly older Chinese man in an ill-fitting suit, Mafia, no doubt, and a cute younger girl all dressed up in short hip skirt, a tiny bag, hair tied in a pony tale and dancing as if it was the 1960s. She, too, went wild on the Afrikaanse sokkies, the men standing in line to take her for a spin, during which she couldn't stop giggling.
The Chinese girl's rivals on the Saturday night were two piglets, practising for next week's motor show when, no joke, over 10.000 enthusiasts will close in on the town.

Graskop is tiny, with basically not much more than two main streets, one 'black', more run down, people selling stuff from the pavement every day of the week, and one 'white', lined with B&Bs, cafe's and exclusive shops.
The only whites left seem to be pensioners, the young ones having left to try their luck in, I suppose, Nelspruit, the Cape or Gauteng. It begs the question what will happen in 10 or 20 years when all the shopkeepers will have gone on to greener pastures, leaving their business ventures to whom? Their children or grandchildren? I don't think so. Even though there's quite a bit of tourism in the area, if a younger generation would be interested in working in tourism here, they would have already done so.

On Sunday, we learned that it's a small country after all, as we bumped in to two of Betsy's colleagues down at the Mac-Mac falls. We had a few beers in Sabie, where Mark had to hug one of the local (older) women in exchange for a drink. The lady wanted to impress her friends with a foreign hunk like Mark.

On the way back, we passed through Lydenburg, where we wanted to see the 'Lydenburg heads', supposedly from the 5th century. The museum was closed, 'due to power failure' and when we got out of the car and walked around, within minutes, armed response stopped at the museum checking what it was that we were doing. Good, I suppose, but rather weird that, while the museum was closed, the front gate was left open, as was another gate that led into a game park on the same grounds.

Grabbing culture

We’ve decided to hand out small packets of cookies to beggars at crossroads. Then at least they’re hungry while their teeth resemble first-world dentures.

During the weekend, we visited a gallery and a museum. The Apartheid museum, right next to Gold Reef City, is interesting, as it should be with the history this country has. It’s also well laid out. Very visual, very dynamic. The building was also very cold.
The papers can’t stop talking about how cold it currently is in the country. At night, temperatures actually can get as low as -1 degree centigrade. Meanwhile, we sat in the garden today, in the sun, enjoying the weather. But it’s true, out of the sun, it’s quite cold.

On Saturday evening, we went to the Point Blank Gallery, smack in the middle of Jo’burg. It’s located at the very spot where the old jail used to be. Betsy can’t be said to smile from ear to ear when driving around downtown Jo’burg at night, which is not too surprising and, as with the first time we tried to get to the Johannesburg Art Gallery, it was quite a struggle to get into this one.
The building isn’t hard to spot, but what appears to be the only entrance onto the grounds is market with warning signs pointing out you’re not allowed to enter. We did, but although the compound was well kept, well lit (useful, at night) and clearly some sort of museum, it was also very quiet and very empty. And the entrance was also very closed.
Betsy waited in the car, doors locked, while I walked around the building, looking for a way in. Close to where the car was parked, a doorbell wasn’t really inviting me to use it. I did, with no effect. Only on my second round did I find another doorbell, one that was actually on the building itself, not on a gate on the side.
But it also didn’t help. No one answered. Then, when I walked back, some guy was opening a door and gate, at the side of the building, that could take us into the gallery itself.

That we were actually at the right spot was easy. We were going to see an exhibition of neon lighting and we could see the lights from street level. But there was also no movement whatsoever.
The guy opening the door turned out to be huddled up in one small room whenever no one else was there, just to stay warm.
The exhibition was nice enough. We signed the guest book. The previous entry was a week old. The total number of entries for this month less than two hand fulls.

Meanwhile, I’m trying to get broaderband into our home. It’s a very slow process. There’s only one supplier who has contracts that last LESS then 24 months but with me not being officially a resident nor having a SA bank account, it’s tough to get a subscription, even though they accept credit cards as their favourite form of payment.
Finally, last Friday the goods were delivered to my door (by a courier service which couldn’t find the place) but the PC card supplied doesn’t fit my laptop. Now I have to go back to the office on Monday and replace it with a different type of modem.

And then it’s friggin expensive. I’ll be paying 600 Rand (around 80 euros) per month, plus an initial 2000 Rand (some 260 euros) for the modem, for a maximum of 3GB per month. That’s what? Four movies? If I’m lucky.

Poverty gap

An ad on Jacaranda FM proclaims that ‘we South Africans know what it’s like to be hungry’. After which it went on to promote eating out, stakes, ribs, king prawns and whatnot at Tuscan BBQ, one of the many franchises in South Africa.
When cycling back from Pineslopes, one 10 or so malls within five minutes cycling, filled with franchises but no Tuscan BBQ, one particular crossing is always filled with people. When I noticed this for the first time, I wondered what was going on, but the third time or so, a white guy with a bakkie stopped in the middle of the group, after which everyone started walking or even running towards the guy. He was offering work, the locals were waiting at the street corner for day jobs to come their way.
At this crossing, today, while I was waiting for the light to change, Martin asked me if I didn’t have any work for him. ‘At home, I am hungry. I am 100% hungry. Don’t you have any work for me, boss?’ I didn’t. We already have a maid, which I like to be female anyway.

So when I heard the Tuscan BBQ ad, I thought something interesting was coming up because, indeed, many South Africans do go hungry. I don’t think Martin will be going to Tuscan any time soon.

The cost of living has increased significantly over the past years, here in South Africa. For one, you would be excused to assume prices would have gone down based on the current exchange rate of the Rand. A few years ago, the Rand went for 11 or 12 to the dollar. Now it’s only six and a bit. So, you would think that anything coming from abroad must now be much cheaper than before.
I’m not really sure if imported products are cheaper now, but I do know that groceries, whatever brand you get, are friggin expensive. And according to many of the locals, the cost of living has increased significantly over the past years.
It’s strange, how you can get a decent dinner at a restaurant for as little as 3 euros, 9 if you splurge. Meanwhile, getting some fresh vegetables, rice or potatoes and some meat (which is in fact the cheapest ingredient) from a supermarket would easily set you back 6 to 10 euros, per person. So why cook?

Anyway, my guess why prices have increased so much is the quickly growing black middle class. So many people are earning more and more, not only can prices go up based on the amount of money people have to spend, the people who slowly are becoming middle class, are earning more and more, meaning that the products with which their salaries need to be earned back also need to get more expensive.

During the weekend, Betsy and I did some shopping. We spent a bit over 50 euros. Would we have gotten the same at an average Dutch supermarket, it wouldn’t have been much more expensive, except probably for the bread, which is relatively cheap over here. But would have shopped at the Lidl, for sure we would have spent less in Holland.
While getting some extra biltong, a black guy walked up to the cigarette counter and asked for some smokes. He was carrying his shopping in three plastic bags: Two large sacks of mealie meal (corn flower, used to make pap, fufu, xima, sadza, whatever you call it) and one very large bottle of cooking oil. We had sweetbread, fresh orange juice, a braaipack, and whatnot. That’s the poverty gap right there.

Meanwhile, I’m clearing 9-footers on double on DDR 5th. Now that’s another poverty gap right there.

Finally made it to JAG

One of Betsy her Dutch colleagues is already leaving IBM and South Africa. Some issues with his contract and a general dissatisfaction with the place have resulted in cancellation of his contract. As something of a ‘goodbye’, we had dinner at Apadana yesterday, a Persian restaurant in Rivonia, a Jo’burg suburb where every youth seems to hang out on both Fridays and Saturdays. The food, a buffet of many Persian dishes, was extremely good, but also quite expensive. We had no choice but to eat until, Katamari-like, we had to be rolled off the premises.
After dinner, we got home at around 12, but I couldn’t sleep until 4 in the morning, my digestive system working overtime and keeping me awake.

On Friday, we also had spent a bit on dinner. That time, at a very good Thai restaurant in the middle of Sandton, another Jo’burg suburb and also the area where Betsy works. Here, prices, on average, are probably about twice as high as in other upscale places around the country. The main reason being that Sandton is becoming somewhat of the new CBD (Central Business District) of Johannesburg, after the original CBD was abandoned shortly after the end of apartheid, all the sky scrapers in downtown Jo’burg now being completely empty.

We tried again today to get into downtown Jo’burg and visit the Johannesburg Art Gallery. We struggled again but finally did find the entrance to the complex. The exhibitions, most of it modern art, ranged from typical to mildly interesting.
I still find it amazing how downtown Jo’burg has completely been taken over by the black population. As said, the skyscrapers are now completely empty, no-one being interested in renting offices in this high-crime area. The few parks, although well kept, are packed with people, most of them taking a nap on the grass. The streets are lined with stalls or blankets from which people are selling, mostly, produce. Minivans, the standard form of public transport, endanger every individual out on foot.
Visiting central Jo’burg, it’s easy to see why so many white South Africans are somewhat reserved about the future of the country. If, under black majority rule, downtown Jo’burg has degraded from the economical hub of Africa to the open air market what it is today, what does that hold in store for the rest of the country?

More

We went to Gold Reef City on Saturday. It’s a theme park just south of the CBD (Central Business District) of Johannesburg. It’s made up like an old gold diggers town and reminded me of the theme park in Kimberley which we visited two years ago. In Kimberley, the theme park is right next to The Big Hole and this theme park also has a big hole. But here, you pay 90 Rand for entrance to the park, and 60 Rand extra to go down the mining shaft. A bit expensive, but at the end of the day, I considered the price worth it (the 90 Rand that is, we didn’t go down the mine shaft). The place has many rides, like a carnival, but also has some museums and with the great weather we had is a great place to hang around.
The place I enjoyed most was the small collection of farm animals (I’m a simple man, or so it seems). Small horses and a mule were interested in us and the taste of our clothes, looking at us as if they were in love. Lama’s were arrogantly munching away at a bale of hay, just out of our reach. Extremely fat pigs were sleeping in a corner, all huddled up against each other. Goats were walking around, jumping out of their cages to get to the few green shrubs and trees on the walking paths for visitors. Emus, rather ugly versions of ostriches, looked at us questioningly and with their heads at an angle, seemingly asking us why we didn’t have any food, until we did, some leaves, when they ate them from our hands. A pig was trying to chew up my shoe and Betsy’s trousers.
For some strange reason, it was extremely quiet in the park today. We practically didn’t have to wait at all for any of the rides we went on. In several places, live bands were playing to non-existing crowds.

In the evening, the whole group, we were seven in total, went for dinner at Cool Runnings, a chain of Jamaican-style (whatever that really means) restaurants. Some had curries, I had a salad (that’s another thing, this was the second time that a salad I ordered in a restaurant was just a bunch of chopped up raw vegetables), others had a burger. All reasonable, if too expensive.
After Jasper finished, his burger being too black to begin with, he said something that took a few seconds to register with all of us: “There’s a cockroach on my plate”. And there was. A cockroach was munching away on one of the pieces of unions he hadn’t finished.
I don’t think we’ll be visiting any Cool Running branch any more.

I’ve been very emotional this week. My friend Lev passed away on the previous Friday. It was in the cards, I suppose, but I was absolutely convinced it wouldn’t happen. I was shattered, trashed and still feel very bad.
I feel bad and I feel angry. Angry because of the good life that’s lost and I also feel lost, at a loss. Because I had unfinished business in this friendship. I was going to visit Lev in the US, there was still too much I wanted to talk about. I’ve recently made the website brusselstripstad.be, which is about Brussels, the city where Lev grew up. I wanted to be sure the website was up and running perfectly before telling him about it. I was too late.
Then there’s that Lev believed and hoped there is no afterlife. It pains me so much to have to accept that Lev died, with the conviction there is never going to be ‘a next time’.
Lev was buried yesterday, in New Mexico. To show that there’s more between heaven and earth, I had a bit of a breakdown at the exact time (unbeknownst to me at the time) he was buried.

On Sunday, we took two of Betsy’s colleagues to Rosebank mall, where there’s a flee market every Sunday. Very decent, with lots of interesting artists selling work (not just typical African stuff, but also paintings and photography), fantastic snack food, ranging from eastern European pastries to fruit sprinkled with chilli and stalls selling stuff you find on every flee market all over the world.
Also, the gaming section of the mall had DDR Max2. With Max300, a ten-footer. I cleared it, with a D, but still, for the very first time ever!

Going to St. Ives

A very interesting play. The mother of an African dictator comes to the UK for surgery and wants to have her doctor help her in killing her son. The doctor lost her only son in something of a robbery gone very wrong. The play is about the interaction between these two characters and their motives.

The dialogues are good, but a bit too fast-paced, making them a bit unnatural.
Interestingly, the black actress playing the mother of the African dictator is English, the white doctor is a South African actor. I thought the black actress looked just a tad too young for an aging mother of an African dictator, until I saw a picture of the actress, where she looked about thirty years too young to play the aging mother of an African dictator.

The Jo’burg hash

After weeks of struggling, contacting hordes of the wrong people, we finally made it to the Johannesburg Hash House Harriers.

And it’s quite a group. At yesterday’s run, which started after dark, at 18:30, we were a total of five. Including Betsy and myself.
The run was tough, going uphill, downhill, some more uphill, and then even some more uphill, but the running in the dark really isn’t all that fun.

Afterwards, we had very good Indian food in a small tucked away place.

Sun City

Two years ago, when travelling around South Africa, we didn’t visit Sun City. We suspected it to be too artificial and it would be too much of an effort to visit the place.
Yesterday, we did visit and indeed, it’s too artificial. In fact, it felt like a badly executed Efteling or Disney World. We had to pay 65 Rand (about 10 euros) each to get in and then the place turned out to be nothing more than a Mall, not completely unlike Montecasino, which is right next door to us in Jo’burg.
There’s also three hotels, one of which, ‘the Lost City’, is supposedly based on true African architecture. Total crap, but reasonably impressive still. But if you’re not staying there, the only thing you can do is go on a walking tour of the hotel, at another 8 euros. The ‘Valley of the waves’, an open air swimming pool, more built like a maya temple than anything else is nice enough, but also costs an extra 8 euros.
And then there’s the casino, hordes of slot machines and a large Bingo arena. And it’s friggin’ expensive. Terrible.

Right next door to Sun City is Pilanesberg park, where the big five are waiting to be ogled at. The Lonely Planet suggests visiting both in one day, but also warns that getting to Sun City, something like 150km from Jo’burg, can be a bit of a challenge. Driving to Sun City, we took three hours to get there, struggling to find the right roads.
Getting back, we were caught up in the aftermath of a soccer game where the Kaiser Chiefs played the Sundowns in the semifinal of the Absa cup. The traffic jam had us stuck for close to two hours, where the soccer teams, being driven around in large modern coaches, were being escorted by hordes of police cars, even driving in the oncoming lanes, trying to evade, but without success, the jams. Needless to say, we had no time to visit Pilanesberg park.
Oh, and then our car broke down mysteriously as well. Luckily enough, five minutes later it started again with no problems.

Betsy and I have signed up with Virgin active, a chain of fitness clubs owned by Richard Branson. The agents signing you up at Virgin were the least annoying of the fitness clubs we visited. There’s very little pricing information available on paper and when they tell you how much it’s going to cost, they act more like door-to-door salesman than anything else. Each time we visited to check out the possibilities, we were lucky, because only ‘today’ didn’t we have to pay an entrance fee. And then there were the special deals we could only profit from if we signed up ‘right away’.

Betsy has received her first payment. Only 11 more to go. That is, if she ends up getting the job she came here for.

Jesus Christ Superstar

Aaaah. It's, of course, a great story and, of course, a fantastic rock opera, one of the best, if not -the- best. And even mediocre performances of this fantastic piece of work can be highly enjoyable.
Having said that, this was a decent above-average performance. The very difficult role of Judas (played by an actor who has also played, of all things, Brad in Rocky) could have been sung a bit better.
It's my opinion that the first half of the musical is a bit better than the second half. However here, the first half felt a bit like a collection of separate songs, less of a whole, while the second half fitted together very nicely, the actors working together more smoothly.
Caiaphas, which his extremely low voice and the scenes with the philistines were truly fantastic, with all of them in long slender white robes and the less important figures wearing Venetian-style masks.
On a few occasions, scenes referred to the current situation in the Middle East, with police in riot gear dispersing the crowds and a market of bombs, guns and illegal DVDs in the temple. However, I'm not really sure this was a serious comment or just a 'fun' reference to current politics. Nevertheless, the scene at the temple, moving from the 'den of thieves' to the lepers and blind asking for healing was extremely well done.

Although most if not all actors were South African, the cast only consisted of three black actors/singers, one of which was Maria Magdalena, who had a voice you could break glass with.

The stage, in Pieter Toerien's theatre in Montecasino, which looks like an art house cinema built in the 1920s but was only put up a few years ago, is a bit small to accommodate a show of these proportions, but somehow, the crowded stage added to the feel of impeding doom that runs through the story.

The final scene is great. Jesus is nailed to a fiberglass or plastic cross. The cross is on the floor at first but is slowly erected and moved right up to the front of the stage, ending up only some two meters away from where we sat, right on the first row. Impressive. During the whole last scene, Jesus continuously 'strikes' poses taken from famous paintings or statues.

Artist’s revenge

What I find the best South African newspaper, so far at least, is the Mail & Guardian. It’s a weekly paper, one I also read while in Zimbabwe. There, unsurprisingly, it was the best available newspaper by a very, very long stretch, with all serious papers being banned.

The M&G has an arts listing, focused on the area in which you buy the newspaper and since Gauteng is quite a happening place, the listing is extensive and always has a few interesting events.
One that intrigued me extensively was accompanied by a raving review from which I couldn’t make heads nor tails. Here’s a quote:

Organising Cities consists of an assemblage of some 2000 images constructed into a three-dimensional spray diagram system of connected city spaces floating above floor level. In this way, Hobbs (Stephen Hobbs, the photographer) elicits idiosyncatic juxtapositions between 22 cities from around the world, which, in turn, set up a visual play between their own skyline and that of the city beyond the gallery windows

Then the review goes on:

This promises to be one of the most spectacular and detailed photo shows South Africa has yet seen. Don’t miss it.

Now that we’ve visited, I get the picture (haha). The gallery, on the sixth floor of a narrow 9 storey flat in downtown Johannesburg has amazing views. On the 30 square meter balcony, or so, at the bar sponsored by Famous Grouse, all the very classy drinks were free of charge, the problem being that classy drinks take a long time to prepare, meaning the wait times were unpleasantly long.

The exhibition itself, well, I was seriously underwhelmed. A few of the walls were lined with black and white stills from, mostly, German cities. Most of the stills were not, in any way, above average, yet all of them were on sale for 2000 Rand (300 euros) each, in series of ten.
The heart of the show was something of a Mecano-like construction of 10×15 black and white photographs, creating something which vaguely resembled a three dimensional skyline. The pictures from which the skyline was created were taken in a number of cities around the world, including Rotterdam and Amsterdam, even though many appeared to be from South Africa.
Of course, it’s possible the construction was so clever it’s complexity went completely over my head, but I strongly doubt that. I walked in, when it was still relatively quiet, and shook my head in disbelief. Already then, I realised that a bald dude standing in a corner and eyeing me could have been the artist himself.
Later, we ended up talking to the artist and, indeed, it was the bald guy I had seen earlier. He asked me whether I was happy I’d come to the exhibition. Me knowing he’d seen me before, shaking my head, and me not being all that impressed, I couldn’t hide the pained expression on my face before finding the right word: “Quite”. Stephen Hobbs, the artist, appeared to be a bit too arrogant at first (“I’m one of the most famous artists in Johannesburg”), but he also appeared to be implying that, even though his pictures might appear to me as crap, he’s the one who’s making the money. A bit later in the conversation, he turned around a bit, changing into a more amicable individual.

At the presentation, one James Webb was responsible for the music, although some would say background noise. It’s called soundscaping and although at times it wasn’t all that spectacular, most probably because he continually got sidetracked by people wanting to talk to him, it was enjoyable enough.
There, looking out the open window across the center of the city, I noticed Webb using a software package for creating his music which used a networked diagram to display the sounds currently being played. It didn’t make much sense to me so I wandered over and politely asked for an explanation. It seems I now have something new to do on the long days here in Jo’burg when no good internet connection is available.

Meanwhile, the weather is slowly turning worse. Almost every morning still starts out sunny, allowing for us to have breakfast on the porch, but then, later in the day, clouds roll in and rain starts to fall. Yesterday night, driving back from the gallery, we encountered something of a tropical rainstorm.

Days out

We almost got stuck at home for days when we forgot to turn the lights out when parking outside Montecasino, two days ago. Leaving the place, we couldn’t start the car. I tried pushing it, with Betsy trying to start the running car, but it seems that automatic cars don’t respond well to this approach. Asking around, we couldn’t find anyone with jumper cables. We left the car in the parking lot and walked home. Don’t worry, it’s only a one minute walk. Betsy tried contacting the AA, that is, the garage whom she’s renting the car from, but no luck. In fact, it was only two days later that we finally were called back. A bit late indeed.
The next morning, we walked down to the car, to decide what to do next. To our surprise, the car started and we drove of.

Yesterday, with the miraculously revived car, we visited the Sterkfontein caves, where one of the oldest hominid archaeological finds took place. You get a cave tour, which is similar to any cave tour anywhere, but the museum is reasonable enough to warrant a small visit. The archaeological find itself, a hominid skeleton some 4 million years old, is still mostly encased in rock. You only get to see it on a flat LCD screen.

Today, we teamed up with four guys from Betsy her work and visited the Lion Park. The Lonely Planet warns for large groups of braaiing Afrikaners, but it wasn’t all bad. We had to struggle to get in, while making sure a giraffe wasn’t going to leave the premises. Then, we had the opportunity to cuddle up with some lion cubs. Next was a feeding session with giraffes and ostriches, a terribly hilarious episode, after which we went on a self-drive safari through the lion park itself, which was nothing short of amazing.
Two years ago, we visited a small lion park on the outskirts of Harare, where we also got to cuddle some lion cubs. The cuddling, there, was more spectacular, mostly because those cubs were younger, meaning you could really pick them up and treat them like big cats. However, here, the lion park, packed with the kings of the jungle, was much more spectacular. Not only were there many more roaming around, they walked within centimetres of the car, with one even rubbing his body against the car and biting the headlights.

Finishing up in what’s becoming our local, the Keg and Minstrel.

Settling in

I’ve already settled in pretty much. The apartment Betsy has rented is decent enough, with a nice patio and garden. Sweet cats occasionally come by for a visit and there’s a large communal pool with braai area inside the complex. On top of that, we have our own, more or less private, pool right next door. The patio and garden overlook an uncultivated area outside the complex with a pool and large trees around it. Birds wake us in the morning and occasionally a cow passes by on a grazing trip.
Close by, more or less in walking distance, are some seven malls, ranging from the old fashioned (not covered, situated around a central parking area) to extremely modern (a recreation of an italian village, complete with some 40 restaurants, many bars, theatre, 12-screen cinema, casino and hotel. That last complex, Montecasino also has an arcade hall with, indeed, DDR (5th mix). I’m saved.
Indeed, an ‘stand alone’ apartment or house would be nicer, but this place, in a decent location and with very decent facilities isn’t halfway bad. Unfortunately, we can only stay here for some three months, when the owner is set to return.

Jo’burg clearly isn’t very cheap, even though it’s cheaper than most European countries. Next door, a new compound is being built where apartments sell for 250.000 euros and more. Restaurant main courses typically go for between 5 and 10 euros, a Castle (national beer) sells for 1.25 euros. Luckily, a game of DDR costs less than 30 cents.

It seems Betsy will really start working on Tuesday. That is, she’ll start training, she still doesn’t have a work permit. So far, we’ve found one internet cafe that lets me bring my own PC. However, it’s pricey at some six euros per hour. Even so, one of the Kegs (a chain of bars with branches as far away as Harare) turned out to have a free wireless hotspot which, clearly, I’m sitting there as I upload this, works fine. I can drink five teas per hour and still pay less than at the internet cafe, which is practically next door to the Keg.

Hash night is Wednesday and right in this area. We could have gone last Wednesday, but with no clean clothes and with other things on our mind, we decided to postpone our first visit to coming Wednesday.
Indeed, my luggage has arrived, and only a day late. Everything was still there, with one of the pockets sealed with a plastic tie-wrap, but also with a cellphone missing, or so it seems.

It seems I’m still pretty much conditioned to Zimbabwe, where, for example, parking attendants always expect to get paid a little something for waving your car in or out of a parking bay. There, the parking attendants were never employed by the ‘owners’ of the parking bays (say, the mall). Here, the attendants are employed and although they still wave a lot, mostly, they don’t expect to get tipped a few Rand.

Also, coming in for the landing on Jo’burg international airport, I couldn’t help but notice that the landscape looked so very English. Hilly, green and very well organised (well, at least at that distance). Driving around the city, from the airport to the house, patches of highly organized and well kept areas and very new buildings alternated with bare patches of land, the occasional street hawker and vegetation that wouldn’t sit well in the UK. Still, I couldn’t help but like it.

But now that I’ve been here a few days, there’s one thing that doesn’t really sit well with me. The weather is good (we have breakfast in the garden every morning), the food is good and the malls are nice, but there is no history. I’m sure that that’s also the reason why a place like Montecasino is so popular. The covered cobblestone streets give the impression of authenticity, something that’s lacking in most of the country and even if it’s there, like in downtown Jo’burg, it’s not really accessible.
We were there, in downtown Jo’burg, two years ago, when visiting one of the downtown museums. After that, we walked to the train station from where we took a taxi to our B&B. Although the walk was fine, nothing happened, the empty-except-for-the-ground-floor office buildings were quite creepy and, indeed, we were practically the only whiteys on the streets.
It seems that the project they were working on when we were here two years ago has reached maturity. In the downtown area, they’ve renovated some old factories or warehouses which are now a theatre and exhibition area, most probably with some restaurants and cafes thrown in as well. It’s called Newtown and I’m sure we’ll be visiting that place once or twice.

On an unrelated note, could it be that the etymological origin of the word ‘police’ lies in the Greek word for city, ‘polis’?

6 months in South Africa

It was of to a very bad start. Imagine, I’ve got a ticket which lets me stay for six months in South Africa, and all I’m allowed to take with me is 23kgs. Almost nothing. Nevertheless, the backpack I normally take doesn’t carry much more. That is, today it carried 29kgs. Six kilograms too much. And I wasn’t allowed to take it. The prick at the BA desk allowed me to take the extra weight if I would pay the per kg fee. 50 euros per kilograms.
I felt like spitting in his face but kept my cool. I asked for options and was told that freight services were available at, for Johannesburg probably some 10 euros per kilogram. This turned out to be over 20 euros per kilogram. Having the extra weight shipped to an address in Holland would come in at over 10 euros per kilogram. And since there’s no real post office at Schiphol (anymore), I was, well, fucked.
Because my mom’s husband had his birthday on the same day, I had taken the train to the airport. Luckily, they were so kind as to visit the airport later in the week and pick up the extra luggage from the left luggage area at Schiphol.

Then, the plane was significantly delayed. By the time I walked on to my connecting flight in London, there were less then 10 minutes left until take off. Of course, this resulted in my luggage being left behind. At least Betsy was there to pick me up in Johannesburg.
Interestingly, for compensation, I received the equivalent of 35 pounds in local currency. Well, not exactly, I received a debit card inside a sealed envelope with, inside, the card’s PIN code. The card was charged with 352 Rand and a bit, supposedly the equivalent of the 35 pounds I should have received..

After some relaxing in the garden, next to the pool, and after a decent bunny chow, we went over to Montecasino, a Las Vegas like entertainment village which looks like a small Italian village, both on the outside and inside. Inside, the roof is either black, suggesting a warm summer evening, or painted blue with clouds. And there’s a huge casino, 12 movie theatres, one ‘normal’ theatre, and some 40 restaurants. Oh, and DDR.
When we arrived it wasn’t all that busy, but by the time we left, around 10pm, it was reasonably packed. It’s obvious these people like places like this as surrogate for the town centers they had to forsake years ago due to crime. This is a place you can drop of your kids, give them a few Rand and then come back a few hours later to pick them up, while they’re still exploring the first half of the complex.

Emotional handshake

Talking to a guy calling himself 'truth' at a party, I came up with a name for a typical characteristic of human interaction.

When you meet someone you don't really know all that well and you're required, say because of social obligations, to start up a conversation, typically what you'll talk about will be 'small, unimportant, things'. Examples are 'Nice weather today, eh?' or 'Were you able to find the place well enough?'. The information exchanged is not really important for its content. However, it's a form of testing the water, understanding how the other reacts, understanding more about the individual you're forced to talk to. In other words, it's a beginning of establishing common ground. Common ground for building up a real conversation, following this testing of the waters or at a later time.

Modems, the hardware computers use to talk to each other, have to establish contact before they can start talking. They do this by starting with sending out very simple messages, waiting for the other party to acknowledge these simple messages before sending out more complex messages and, finally, really starting the communication. This process is called 'handshaking'.

I pose that the basic conversations people strike up when they don't really know each other but start to talk is also a handshaking process. However, this one is to establish to what extent more complex conversations can be held later on. It is a test to what extent the individuals involved in the communication are 'compatible'.

I would like to call this process an emotional handshake.

Some dancing

At an informal get together of DDR crazies at Scheveningen, I almost managed to clear the 10-footer on Dancing Stage Fusion, four times. Not bad, but I was bettered by two others at the mini-meet. As these things go.

The sun was shining but it was cold. Nevertheless, I had no choice but to enjoy the very cheap ice-cream from Italian ice-cream parlor ‘Palazzo’, where they were celebrating their 20 years in business. Each scoop only cost 25 cents. Supposedly the price from 20 years ago. Probably true, but probably, 20 years ago, it was 25 cents in guilders, not the 55 cents 25 eurocents actually is worth.

In the evening, I rushed to David’s house in Rotterdam. David, a German now working for ITpreneurs, was throwing a house-warming party, basically for everyone who had also been at Sukhbir and Anne’s wedding in India. David was provided the drinks, but the guests had to bring food and dress up Indian style. As these sarees do, some of the girls looked lovely in them.

More rain

Friday and Saturday saw showers alternated by sunny spells . Today. It rained from the moment i got up, at eight, till 11:30. I spend the time chatting to a fellow travfeler. A young IT graduate now working for a Swedish company in Wuerzburg.
When the rain finally stopped, even though the sun did not decide to shine just yet, I went for the last activity on the trip, something that’s slowly growing into a new ritual: a savory pie at Arcadi cafe.

Beeldenstad: Brussels

Beeldenstad.net was a collaborative, social, mapping platform for documenting art in the public space.

All the comics in Belgium

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Since this is Belgium, it is near impossible to obtain a complete list of the murals in town. Online, there’s a list available which is incomplete, possibly because it hasn’t been updated in two years even though some old ones are missing too. At the comic strip museum, the one place where you would think a full list would be available, there’s a walking tour, but that one, too, is dated with some newer murals missing but also with some older ones not on the map they supply.
And then, besides the official paintings, there are the murals which are not really part of the collection, but surely fit the bill nicely.

At around two thirty, I finished my task. The last mural was a bit out of the way, at Bruparck, the artificial entertainment village on the edge of the city. But visiting that horror also gave me the opportunity to check out the renovated Atomium. All shiny and new.
Walking around Brussels, trying to understand the maps and their faults, I had gotten tired. I walked back a few metro stops from the Atomium, in the sun (yeah, now I was finished), before succumbing and taking a metro into town.

Belgians love their sandwiches, probably about as much as their pommes frites, and the best sandwicherie ever, was ”le Picodon” until the building was vacated at least a year ago. Now, many sandwich bars offer good sandwiches, but none as good as le Picoden, or I have not found them yet.
But today, in the bowels of metro stop ”de munt” I found one that is very reasonable and also extremely affordable, selling sandwiches for as little as one euro.

Rituals

Visiting Brussels has to be observed through a few rituals, two of which I had already covered: visiting ”De ultieme hallucinatie” and “a la mort Subite”. A third ritual, as I mentioned earlier, can unfortunately no longer be observed: getting a sandwich at ”le Picodon”. Which leaves the last ritual: having dinner at Da kao. Already some years, they moved, improving the setting considerably, upgrading the quality of the food, insomuch as this was possible, and also changing the name, to ”Da Kao 2″.
Certainly, busy restaurants do not favor single people. Although I started out at a table for four, pretty soon, i was joined by a couple. And to make things more intriguing, another single, but significantly older man on my other side was constantly talking to himself. But in my direction.
And I couldn’t help but wondering what was up with the couple: The girl was a true beauty and showing off, with a tight shirt, bare arms and a short skirt with stockings, but the guy was a total geek with long hair, torn clothes and a speech impediment. The girl acted insecure, So maybe that was the deal. But ain’t there no justice in this world?

But what good are rituals if you can not improve on them? In the former butcher’s hall, close to the Bourse, they installed a very nice bar reasonably recently. It’s under a roof, which is nice at this time of the year, and they have couches, which is great.
Not that the lack of roofs stops people. The outside terraces are packed, again. The sun came out later in the day, true, but now it is almost dark, and quite cold outside. It’s as if these people want to force spring upon themselves.
I do hope that next time. The four CDs that play at random at the butcher’s hall are extended to a larger repertoire next time.

At some point, at the table next to me, a girl sat down, with looks that conjured up the image of someone really good looking. Except she didn’t.

The rain in Brussels…

Note: The site with pictures of the wall paintings in Brussels is at Brussel Stripstad . be. Pictures of most of these wall paintings and pictures of the statues I encountered can also be found at Beeldenstad.net.

I had been planning to take pictures of the painted walls off Brussels for ages. Now, finally, I was going to do it for real. On my own, meaning I really had complete freedom to go and visit and do whatever I liked, which is reasonable, if you realize there are some 30 official comic strip wall painters scattered all over downtown Brussels.

It also meant I was going by train. Betsy already left for South Africa three days ago and her car was already with her parents.
The train is fast, possibly faster then taking a car, but for some reason we had to switch from the double decker Dutch train to a regular Belgian train. Unsurprisingly the Belgian train was packed, having to store twice the amount of people in the same number of wagons.
With small two and three person couches, instead of regular sized seats, it meant the train was packed to the full. I couldn’t help noticing that the bulk of the passengers where noisy middle aged women with heavy suitcases. Seemingly going out for the weekend. The train felt like a hen-house. If only they were ten, hell, twenty years younger.

As I walked into Brussels north train station. The first thing I noticed was that it hadn’t changed much. From the outside, it fits in well with the other relatively new buildings in the area, but the tracks and platforms are gray, dull and, well, ugly. The narrow stairs took me down to the walkway underneath the tracks and it was here where time had stood still. The burger joints and standing bars selling beer still looked like they were stuck in 70s Germany.
How different it was inside the main entrance, at the end of the walkway. The entrance hall is big, but in the past, it was also quite empty. Now, food stalls, cafes, even a supermarket filled the hall.

It was raining heavily. But I decided to head to one of the bars which was close to the train station and dosed on my previous visit to the city. It’s a short walk, and when I arrived, I was Soaked. Then it stopped raining.

Walking around Brussels, it became obvious that the city is working on getting rid of its many city cancers, one of my favorite words in Dutch. It feels like half the city is being renovated or torn down at the moment.

The rain kept on coming in spurts the whole day. The sun and clouds seemingly fighting over who should gain control over the skies above Brussels. Surprisingly, people were still crowding the outdoor terraces when I left a theater at 10pm, even though this is done with the help of heaters. Not too surprisingly, it started pouring only seconds after I got out.
Before heading back to the hostel, I visited the second bar which was closed on my last visit. Crowded as it was, I had to sit in the back, not too far from the washrooms. Here, next to the door, was a cat. Washing himself between naps, only disturbed bi pesky guests finding it necessary to stroke the kitty or take some flash photographs. For some reason, nearly all of the bathroom visits were done by women, in couples.

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